Alright, team, gather around! I know, I know—this is a bit unusual, a TV cart giving a speech, but hey, I’ve got wheels and wisdom, so hear me out! We started 1-4, and people thought we were rolling downhill, but just like me, sometimes you just need a little push to get moving in the right direction.
Adversity? I’ve seen it all. I’ve had books, laptops, and coffee mugs placed on my back, but I never broke—just kept rolling. We’re the Bengals, and we don’t let a few bumps slow us down. When the season got rough, we didn’t fold like a wobbly projector screen. No, we stayed flat and sturdy, ready to carry the load!
We’ve got momentum now, and nothing can stop us—unless someone unplugs me. But guess what? I’m fully charged, and so are we. Let’s roll into those playoffs, baby! Bengals on three—BENGALS!
Yeah, I’m not concerned with this cart when we are 1-4 and we have the worst defense in the NFL and a complete coward for a head coach. Read the room , guys. This is only funny when a team is doing well.
CART! CART! CART! CART!
The King has returned!
I just want to know if anyone has seen Joe Burrow and the cart in the same room
maybe Joe Burrow IS the cart
I need a full length video of Go the Distance with the mic cart as Hercules now
I dream of a day the team wheels the SB trophy on it. Make it happen, football gods.
Throwbacks against the Eagles?
Cart hype is real!
Bengals WILL BE 7-4 at the bye.
The hero we need
How about the defense going the distance and helping the team get a win?
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Alright, team, gather around! I know, I know—this is a bit unusual, a TV cart giving a speech, but hey, I’ve got wheels and wisdom, so hear me out! We started 1-4, and people thought we were rolling downhill, but just like me, sometimes you just need a little push to get moving in the right direction.
Adversity? I’ve seen it all. I’ve had books, laptops, and coffee mugs placed on my back, but I never broke—just kept rolling. We’re the Bengals, and we don’t let a few bumps slow us down. When the season got rough, we didn’t fold like a wobbly projector screen. No, we stayed flat and sturdy, ready to carry the load!
We’ve got momentum now, and nothing can stop us—unless someone unplugs me. But guess what? I’m fully charged, and so are we. Let’s roll into those playoffs, baby! Bengals on three—BENGALS!
Yeah, I’m not concerned with this cart when we are 1-4 and we have the worst defense in the NFL and a complete coward for a head coach. Read the room , guys. This is only funny when a team is doing well.
CART! CART! CART! CART!
The King has returned!
I just want to know if anyone has seen Joe Burrow and the cart in the same room
maybe Joe Burrow IS the cart
I need a full length video of Go the Distance with the mic cart as Hercules now
I dream of a day the team wheels the SB trophy on it. Make it happen, football gods.
Throwbacks against the Eagles?
Cart hype is real!
Bengals WILL BE 7-4 at the bye.
The hero we need
How about the defense going the distance and helping the team get a win?
Okay so what’s the deal with the cart
https://i.redd.it/srijc6dp26ud1.gif