We get younger and get a real big man and cut Brooks minutes in the process, the only issue may be scoring but once GTJ finds his stroke he should be able to be our new sixth man
Honestly, fuck it why not.
Why would the Blazers want Bobby…
I actually like this
Heres a thought:
Paulo Banchero and Bobby Portis have near identical contracts. In fact Bobby makes a couple hundred thousand more, and is considered a steal at the price by analysts.
Imagine a world where the magic were down to make that trade.
Unfortunately Mo Wagner is protected rn or else that would be an amazing trade for both sides too IMO.
Bobby is a walking Double Double. I wonder if when Doc Rivers recently said he needs to get Bobby more involved if he’s trying to pump up his numbers to make him a tradeable asset?
Guys that can average a Double Double typically make $20mill+/per also if Bobby can find his 3pt shot again it makes him look even more attractive.
Pump that value and trade him for any Big that has teeth on the defensive end. Robert Williams has that in spades. Depending on his current health I’m down for this trade big time.
LOL Robert Williams was inexplicably one of the very worst players in the NBA last year when he wasn’t hurt. He someho2 is a worse basketball player than Pat fucking Connaughton.
This is so much better than the usual delusional suckitude trade ideas people post on here.
Do it, worst case he’s injured and doc is forced to give tyler smith minutes
Reddit trades are always hilarious
If you trade Bobby for Grant and Grant gets injured, the team is hosed.
Clarification: Robert Williams has played a total of 42 games the last THREE seasons and has never played more than 61.
Unless of course the fans of this potential move have had ZERO issues with Khris Middleton since 2021, then I’ll step out the chat…
Id say high risk, high reward. Time Lord is probably the most injury prone player with high value outside of Lonzo. But, fuck it. Whats the worst that would happen, we only win 2 games in an 9 game stretch?
Hell yes
this trade makes no sense for portland
Please stop it. Bobby is not getting traded for an injury prone Timelord.
This is what Glen Rivers does to a fan base, absolutely delusional trade proposition #freediddy
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This is like the Pat hypotheticals…nobody wants those guys enough to give up even equal value imo.
Portland won’t do a trade that could help Dame.
I’m 99% sure they traded Jrue to Boston to fuck Dame over. I hate Joe Cronin.
I was saying this in the offseason while he was injured but now he’s healthy and we’ve seen how ass Bobby is it’s probably too late because Rob has more value than Bobby lol
Who honestly would want to trade for him with his salary and net rating.
Fuck it trade Bobby for Bronny. Just get that asshole off this team.
They might do it if he swears to god he’ll opt out next year
This needs to be a three team trade if you actually want the Blazers to play ball. Bobby to some contender who has a good defense but needs bench offense, a young player from that contender to the Blazers, and then you might be able to get Williams from the Blazers.
Why trade for a guy who’s hurt more often than Khris? Hard pass.
Low risk??? He’s been hurt for like THREE YEARS bro, I’m open to taking swings but not like this
Uhm i dont know about this but Robert Williams is just too fragile and always gets injured. I know Portis has been awful lately but i still dont want this trade.
Only move needed and available:
Call Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf out of retirement 🤷♂️
He’d fit right in with the old guys and I’d bet he’d smoke 90% of the dudes on the floor at 55 yrs old…
I’m not even joking either, this is 100% serious and genuine idea
I mean it makes sense if Portland is run by 3 monkeys in a trench coat.
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We get younger and get a real big man and cut Brooks minutes in the process, the only issue may be scoring but once GTJ finds his stroke he should be able to be our new sixth man
Honestly, fuck it why not.
Why would the Blazers want Bobby…
I actually like this
Heres a thought:
Paulo Banchero and Bobby Portis have near identical contracts. In fact Bobby makes a couple hundred thousand more, and is considered a steal at the price by analysts.
Imagine a world where the magic were down to make that trade.
Unfortunately Mo Wagner is protected rn or else that would be an amazing trade for both sides too IMO.
Bobby is a walking Double Double. I wonder if when Doc Rivers recently said he needs to get Bobby more involved if he’s trying to pump up his numbers to make him a tradeable asset?
Guys that can average a Double Double typically make $20mill+/per also if Bobby can find his 3pt shot again it makes him look even more attractive.
Pump that value and trade him for any Big that has teeth on the defensive end. Robert Williams has that in spades. Depending on his current health I’m down for this trade big time.
LOL Robert Williams was inexplicably one of the very worst players in the NBA last year when he wasn’t hurt. He someho2 is a worse basketball player than Pat fucking Connaughton.
This is so much better than the usual delusional suckitude trade ideas people post on here.
Do it, worst case he’s injured and doc is forced to give tyler smith minutes
Reddit trades are always hilarious
If you trade Bobby for Grant and Grant gets injured, the team is hosed.
Clarification: Robert Williams has played a total of 42 games the last THREE seasons and has never played more than 61.
Unless of course the fans of this potential move have had ZERO issues with Khris Middleton since 2021, then I’ll step out the chat…
Id say high risk, high reward. Time Lord is probably the most injury prone player with high value outside of Lonzo. But, fuck it. Whats the worst that would happen, we only win 2 games in an 9 game stretch?
Hell yes
this trade makes no sense for portland
Please stop it. Bobby is not getting traded for an injury prone Timelord.
This is what Glen Rivers does to a fan base, absolutely delusional trade proposition #freediddy
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This is like the Pat hypotheticals…nobody wants those guys enough to give up even equal value imo.
Portland won’t do a trade that could help Dame.
I’m 99% sure they traded Jrue to Boston to fuck Dame over. I hate Joe Cronin.
I was saying this in the offseason while he was injured but now he’s healthy and we’ve seen how ass Bobby is it’s probably too late because Rob has more value than Bobby lol
Who honestly would want to trade for him with his salary and net rating.
Fuck it trade Bobby for Bronny. Just get that asshole off this team.
They might do it if he swears to god he’ll opt out next year
This needs to be a three team trade if you actually want the Blazers to play ball. Bobby to some contender who has a good defense but needs bench offense, a young player from that contender to the Blazers, and then you might be able to get Williams from the Blazers.
Why trade for a guy who’s hurt more often than Khris? Hard pass.
Low risk??? He’s been hurt for like THREE YEARS bro, I’m open to taking swings but not like this
Uhm i dont know about this but Robert Williams is just too fragile and always gets injured. I know Portis has been awful lately but i still dont want this trade.
Only move needed and available:
Call Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf out of retirement 🤷♂️
He’d fit right in with the old guys and I’d bet he’d smoke 90% of the dudes on the floor at 55 yrs old…
I’m not even joking either, this is 100% serious and genuine idea
I mean it makes sense if Portland is run by 3 monkeys in a trench coat.