The Sox will be meeting with Juan Soto of Bridgeport – the top concession worker prospect in the entire south side.
We’re his 31st scheduled visit
Dude probably has a house in New Jersey. Bet he goes to Philly.
Sell the team to Juan Soto
Of course the White Sox are on the list. Juan Soto got a list of all the MLB team (plus the Yomiuri Giants, Samsung Lions, and other NPB and KBO teams).
He just likes to cross items from lists, so his agent gave him a long list.
Yes, we have a high chance of signing him in 2040.
We don’t even know the address for where the meetings are happening!
Juan Soto doesn’t fit our culture of sucking complete and utter ass… Maybe Jimmy Soto with play for the Sox next year once we find him behind a 7-11 counter?
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LOL, you’re funny.
I’d wager he stays in New York
We’re at the table
The Sox will be meeting with Juan Soto of Bridgeport – the top concession worker prospect in the entire south side.
We’re his 31st scheduled visit
Dude probably has a house in New Jersey. Bet he goes to Philly.
Sell the team to Juan Soto
Of course the White Sox are on the list. Juan Soto got a list of all the MLB team (plus the Yomiuri Giants, Samsung Lions, and other NPB and KBO teams).
He just likes to cross items from lists, so his agent gave him a long list.
Yes, we have a high chance of signing him in 2040.
We don’t even know the address for where the meetings are happening!
Juan Soto doesn’t fit our culture of sucking complete and utter ass… Maybe Jimmy Soto with play for the Sox next year once we find him behind a 7-11 counter?