Chris Boswell aka “Bosgod”

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  1. I was trying to look up if anyone had ever won twice in a season with 6 field goals, and this pretty much answers my question.

  2. Look, I was gonna go easy on y’all and kick a PAT or two…
    But there’s something about these uprights, they just won’t let me.
    No holding back.
    I’m Boz God!

    I’m beginnin’ to feel like a Boz God, Boz God
    All the fans in the stands nod, stands nod
    Now who thinks their kicker’s got the range to trot?
    Come test my leg, I’ll make the scoreboard pop!

    Everybody want the key and the secret to kickin’ clean and bein’ supreme, it’s simple:
    Flex your mental, split the center, then go ice-cold like December
    Steelers faithful got me remembered,
    Field goals bending like Beckham—it’s a tremor!

    Too accurate, see the ball go spin, like a spiral missile
    I don’t miss; I’m official, y’all wish I’d fizzle
    You haters kick short like y’all got issues
    While my golden leg’s got history—it’s monumental!

    I’m a Boz God, shoot my shot,
    Sixty yards out? Why not?
    Laces spun, the snap was hot,
    But trust in me, I’ll split the spot!

    I’m calculatin’ angles, yeah, my game’s too cerebral
    Clutch kicks so lethal, they should call me medieval
    They try to ice me, but I’m always unshaken
    Pressure builds, my pulse? It’s vacation.

    Ever since I joined the black and gold franchise,
    I’ve been the guy with the foot that flies!
    From Heinz to Acrisure, I’ll ensure,
    Steel City pride won’t ever die!

    I kick bombs like it’s artillery,
    Call me the Steelers’ artillery
    I got Mike Tomlin grinnin’ ear to ear
    ‘Cause when it’s on the line, I make fear disappear.

    Kickers wanna copy my form but lack the swagger
    Wind in my face? I’ll still bag ya
    Hit the upright? Nah, that’s tragic
    I’m automatic, y’all are just static!

    I’m a Boz God, doin’ my job
    Steelers Nation got me mobbed
    Kicks so clean they never bob
    You can’t stop the Boz God!

    And there you have it, I’m the legend in cleats
    Every week’s a highlight reel for these feet.
    Kickers be dreamin’ to live this mod,
    But y’all ain’t me—I’m the Boz God!

  3. He also did it in the 2016 postseason versus Kansas City. We were at that game, and also in Atlanta this year!

  4. For some reason this graphic gives off “low budget movie poster” vibes.

    Which of course means we need a Boswell movie.

  5. The one in the playoffs needs to be placed above the other 3, in bold, italicized and underlined. In addition to, and under much greater pressure. #BosGod

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