Hacker Changes Delivery Address for Kris Bryant’s Lamborghini Huracán
November 21, 2024
Hacker Changes Delivery Address for Kris Bryant’s Lamborghini Huracán
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Kris Bryant car is going on the IL
In other news, Kris Bryant was arrested for stealing $182 million from the Rockies.
Thats fucking hilarious 😂
The hacker is a disgruntled Rockies fan.
those madlads actually did it. they downloaded a car!
Is this the plot to Oceans 33?
Either that’s a terrible angle, or KB is packing it on.
Needless luxury items being stolen from fabulously wealthy people? I love it.
We should be rewarding people for this kind of ingenuity, not throwing them in prison.
Bryant needs to get the sound guy (the one with a good curveball) to help get the car back. 😄
Somewhere there’s a joke about sequence/location/speed and like Kris I’m gonna be extremely late to it
The hacker was caught when people noticed he was driving a Lamborghini Huracan instead of his usual ‘98 Honda Civic.
You’d think a tall guy with brittle bones and achy joints would want to avoid scrunching into a tight sports-car. He might want to consider a Maybach or Rolls Royce in his state.
I know Kris Bryant likely doesn’t live in Colorado, but if I saw him driving around in a Lamborghini in Denver, especially considering the laster performance he’s put up the last few years there, I’d be pretty pissed haha.
Feels akin to seeing people on disability living outside their means lol
14 comments
Kris Bryant car is going on the IL
In other news, Kris Bryant was arrested for stealing $182 million from the Rockies.
Thats fucking hilarious 😂
The hacker is a disgruntled Rockies fan.
those madlads actually did it. they downloaded a car!
Is this the plot to Oceans 33?
Either that’s a terrible angle, or KB is packing it on.
Needless luxury items being stolen from fabulously wealthy people? I love it.
We should be rewarding people for this kind of ingenuity, not throwing them in prison.
Bryant needs to get the sound guy (the one with a good curveball) to help get the car back. 😄
Somewhere there’s a joke about sequence/location/speed and like Kris I’m gonna be extremely late to it
The hacker was caught when people noticed he was driving a Lamborghini Huracan instead of his usual ‘98 Honda Civic.
You’d think a tall guy with brittle bones and achy joints would want to avoid scrunching into a tight sports-car. He might want to consider a Maybach or Rolls Royce in his state.
I know Kris Bryant likely doesn’t live in Colorado, but if I saw him driving around in a Lamborghini in Denver, especially considering the laster performance he’s put up the last few years there, I’d be pretty pissed haha.
Feels akin to seeing people on disability living outside their means lol