Finally the Bears won something

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  1. Eagles kind of getting disrespected here

    They can 100% beat a ram, and can beat a bunch of the higher ranked animals in a good situation

  2. See, but this list is like completely fucking reversed if you set the fight in the ocean instead of land

  3. Chicago is definitely not a grizzly. Small black bear, maybe. Tiger wins. And there’s some eagles that push rams off cliffs then eat them.

  4. Cardinal vs. Dolphin, even on land, I’m taking the Dolphin. Sure, the cardinal could just disengage, but if it’s actually a fight, the cardinal gets close enough, and then CHOMP

  5. Technically the Packers win because they represent human industrial processing of animals, which trumps any animal team. Guy with a musket and dysentery who hates taxes would be up there too… draw for 1st place because an early 20th century meat packer and late 18th century tradesman conscript would just end up getting drunk together after a fistfight which is a draw

  6. If you include weapons, Pats and Commanders clear these guys, but the giants will still just stomp on them

  7. With a lifespan of 10x that of a cardinal, equally the dolphins could wait out the cardinal underwater

  8. I know what you’re trying to do, you’re trying to get the bird bros to turn on each other. It won’t happen.

    But an osprey could totally take on a little falcon, c’mon now.

  9. Regardless of what animal, human, or mythological beast we’re talking about, we can all agree on one thing: Everyone beats the Browns.

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