BREAKING: I AM NOW FOLLOWING JUAN SOTO

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1. I’ll let Joel Sherman know

2. Big if true

3. Now if he follows you back…..

4. The bible quote in his bio is only 7 lines away from the one Vientos has tattooed on his chest.

   Soto to Mets confirmed.

5. https://preview.redd.it/kt7icztm3w2e1.jpeg?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea89929e3db8a5f53a538d2c72d6783f98dba154

6. Congrats

7. This is important/
   Follows Juan Soto the player/
   Soon to be a Met

8. [SecretiveMop] BREAKING: Sources are telling me that Vrooother is now following free agent outfielder Juan Soto.

9. source?

10. You’re all laughing, but if you rearrange the letters in u/Vrooother, it spells out “Soto to the Mets confirmed, friend/“

11. Also my ex-wife is Dominican.

    She broke up with me.

    Juan Soto is Dominican.

    He’s going to break up with the Yankees.

    Soto to the Mets confirmed.

12. dank Grimace flair

13. Yes, but on which partisan-politics social media site

14. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!?????????

    We are so in!

15. HOLY SHIT!!!!! WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!

16. BULLISH😈🤣

17. HOLY HELL

18. That must mean you’re signing him for $800 BIL!

19. Big, if true

20. Damn!!! We got him!!!

21. Pretty sure this fake. I don’t think that’s his real handle!!!

22. Keep us posted, brother

23. WE DID IT🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

24. What I really need to know is who Ja Rule is following

25. Haha me too!