Hey everybody! The last couple of years for Christmas we’ve gotten tickets to the NYE Avs game as our family present. They are properly obsessed now, and my son(9) has convinced his sister(6) that they should make a sign to hold up. He wants it to be funny, and a dig at the Jets. All I can think of is “Hey Winnipeg, this is what a full arena looks like.” And he doesn’t think that’s funny, so here I am! Lol Can you guys help a couple of kids out with something funny to put on their sign/s?
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Jets smell like toots
Jets are on the naughty list
The Jets eat their boogers
Jets can’t fly through an AVALANCHE!
“What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the Winnipeg Jets? A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.” There are quite a few others, but you might wanna modify them to be kids safe. I’ll look for the sign! 🙂
Stolen from: [http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nhljokes/winnipegjetsjokes.html](http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nhljokes/winnipegjetsjokes.html)
Terry Fox stopped his journey early so he didn’t have to run through Winnipeg.
We pulled our goalie
“Winnipeg Jets: sponsored by Boeing”
Yeah, I personally wouldn’t go the “full arena” joke route. Winnipeg not being able to fill their arena wasn’t/isn’t a result of the on-ice product nor the passion of their fanbase. It’s the fact that it’s a relatively small blue-collar city, and prices for tickets and concessions are too high to justify paying when most people are concerned about trying to pay their bills. It’s essentially a “you’re poor” joke.
“U Can’t Fly Through the Lumber Yard!”
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