Adam Rank, you’re still a bitch.

Also, Grant Gordon, what the fuck did we do to hurt you?

23 comments
  1. I’m not mad.

    Dallas just beat us and very well could do it again. I get it

    *edit Adam Rank is a bitch tho

  2. Adam Rank is NFL network’s version of Skip Bayless.
    Makes picks and has takes purposefully against the grain of reason and facts just for ratings.

    Best to ignore him into insignificance.

  3. I could throw darts at team names blindfolded, and have a better success rate than Adam Rank.

  4. Adam Rank must be getting back shots from the Dallas owner because wow. What a freakin loser.

  5. No CeeDee is huge, but there are some very talented players on that Dallas defense. It won’t be easy.

  6. Strap Adam Rank to a chair, force his eyelids open and make him watch the Washington Walkoff/Noah’s Arc for all eternity.

  7. I’m hoping to win this one with the starters able to rest for most of the game. I don’t really care who we play in the playoffs, but it would be nice to get the 6th seed because of the slim chance of a home game. I kinda want to go to Philly and give them eagles a butt whooping

  8. I keep seeing this posts but I guess I’m old, I don’t have a clue who any of them are.

  9. To be fair the Cowboys did a number on us with their defense last game. My guess is we will be playing a lot of empty. Might have Ek back.

  10. Please, clean up the penalties. Those holding calls especially. I was listening to one player say that their coach would put mittens on offenders hands and tape them. Then they would be forced to practice like that and it would usually stop holding habits. C’mon Dan, let’s try this approach.

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